
This recipe card captures two classic, comforting desserts in one place. The “Mock Apple Pie” is an old-fashioned creation designed to mimic the sweet, cinnamon-spiced taste of a traditional apple pie using soda crackers, a creative solution from an era when fresh fruit wasn’t always available. Below it, “Pumpkin Pie – Bert” delivers a smooth, spiced custard pie made with canned pumpkin, warm spices, and creamy milk for a rich, velvety finish. Together, these recipes celebrate nostalgic flavors perfect for holidays or cozy gatherings.
Ingredients
Mock Apple Pie
- 1 ½ cups sugar
- 1 ½ cups water
- 1 ½ tsp cream of tartar
- 1 tsp cinnamon
- 1 dash nutmeg
- 2 cups soda crackers (crushed )
- butter (for dotting, about 1 tbsp)
- 1 unbaked pie shell
Pumpkin Pie from Bert
- ½ can pumpkin puree (15 oz each)
- 1 pint milk
- 2 eggs
- ½ cup sugar
- 1 tbsp flour
- 1 tsp cinnamon
- ½ tsp nutmeg
- ¼ tsp cloves
- ¼ tsp ginger
Instructions
Mock Apple Pie
Step 1: Prepare Syrup
- In a saucepan, combine sugar, water, cream of tartar, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Bring to a boil and simmer for 5 minutes.
Step 2: Assemble Pie
- Layer crushed soda crackers into the unbaked pie shell. Pour the hot syrup mixture over the crackers. Dot with butter.
Step 3: Bake
- Bake at 375°F (190°C) for 25–30 minutes, until bubbly and golden. Cool slightly before serving.
Pumpkin Pie from Bert
Step 1: Prepare Filling
- In a large bowl, whisk together pumpkin, milk, eggs, sugar, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and ginger until smooth.
Step 2: Fill Pie Shell
- Pour mixture into an unbaked 9-inch pie crust.
Step 3: Bake
- Bake at 375°F (190°C) for 45 minutes, or until the center is set. Cool for at least 1 hour before slicing.
Tips
- Replace soda crackers with butter crackers for a richer “apple” texture.
- Add ½ tsp vanilla extract to the mock apple pie syrup for enhanced flavor.
- For the pumpkin pie, substitute evaporated milk for a creamier filling.
- Top either pie with whipped cream or a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
- Use premade crusts to save time without compromising flavor.
Nutrition
Calories: 310kcalCarbohydrates: 72gProtein: 3gFat: 5gSaturated Fat: 3gPolyunsaturated Fat: 0.5gMonounsaturated Fat: 1gCholesterol: 8mgSodium: 120mgPotassium: 45mgFiber: 0.5gSugar: 52gVitamin A: 1IUCalcium: 6mgIron: 0.8mg
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